The Infant Time

Hmmm… pehli baar jab aakhen kholin thin to itne saare logon ko dekh ke dar hi gaya tha, everyone was clicking my pics, that was the time of the old cameras, bigger in size, (main to dar hi gaya tha ki ye ho kya raha hai), main to soch mein padh gaya tha kahin maine SRK(Shahrukh Khan) ke ghar mein janam to nahi le liya!!!

Nahi!!! It’s not like that and I am not so lucky to be there. I was born in an upper middle class family.
Haan-haan… My father is a doctor; mother is a house wife and a five years old sister. (Arre 5 saal hi matlab mujh se 5 saal badi, ab mere janam pe 5 saal ki hogi na to wo hi to likha hai).

Let’s move on…

Ghar pahuncha, to ghar pe pooja-paath, main to fir dar gaya…. Ki ye sab ho kya raha hai.

Pooja-paath to esse ho rahen hain jaise koi bhoot ghar mein sharan le (aaraha) raha ho… (wo baat alag hai main kisi bhoot se kam nahi hun, arre dikhne mein nahi, harkaton mein) ha…ha…lol…rofl…

At that time, we were not very rich, papa has just started his practice (doctor’s private clinical work is called as practice) and that city is new for us so we live on rent. The Land Lord has big family- Uncle, aunty, 2 brothers and 4 sisters.

So, as I am Growing Child, I am used to be with them and their hands, they play with me, and I am their time pass... (arre yaar har chota bacha kisi na kisi na kisi ka time pass hota hai yaar).

Introduction

As the life begins with the birth, this story starts with the birth of this boy.

The boy with lots of attitude (only for those who show it to him), very simple, sweet, and ROMANTIC, helping and have very good qualities and to other side have some bad too… (Yaar kuch kharabi to sabhi mein hotin hain).

The boy was called by different names during his different life periods. At present (at the time of writing this) he has been called by the names such as “chotu” , “golu” , “bholu” , “kintu” , “meedhak” , “motu” , “rotlu” , “devdas” , “Abhi” , “Abhis” , “AG” , “shahid” , “mr. love making” , “mr. dater”, “nerdy” and the latest one is “chocoboy”.

But the name he really owns is Abhisar (it’s me yaar, aur kaun).

So, now the interesting thing starts, (arre haan haan,

Meri kahani jo shuru ho rahi hai) wo baat alag hai ki shuru mein thodi boring lage (sirf lage, hai nahi), but baad mein mast hai yaar (especially for lovers).